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Monday, December 13, 2004

Scott Peterson sentenced to death

Yawn!  OK now that he’s been sentenced can we please, please, please stop talking about him every freaking day?  Naa… why would we do that?  The media just loves to blow these things out of proportion.

It’ll take another 2-3 weeks before we hear the last of Scott Peterson.  I’m sure they’ll find something new to get enthralled with.  Someplace out there someone has been murdered or raped or kidnapped and the scumbag that committed the crime is just vying to get his 15 minutes of fame.

Hows that Don Henley song “Dirty Laundry” go?

quote:

I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something-something I can use
People love it when you lose,
They love dirty laundry

Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I don’t have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry

Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down
Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down
Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down
Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em all around

We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who
Comes on at five
She can tell you ’bout the plane crash with a gleam
In her eye
It’s interesting when people die-
Give us dirty laundry

Can we film the operation?
Is the head dead yet?
You know, the boys in the newsroom got a
Running bet
Get the widow on the set!
We need dirty laundry

You don’t really need to find out what’s going on
You don’t really want to know just how far it’s gone
Just leave well enough alone
Eat your dirty laundry

Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down
Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down

Kick ’em when they’re up
Kick ’em when they’re down
Kick ’em when they’re stiff
Kick ’em all around

Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybody’s pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry

We can do the innuendo
We can dance and sing
When it’s said and done we haven’t told you a thing
We all know that crap is king
Give us dirty laundry!

Posted by abarber on 12/13/2004 at 05:43 PM
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You’re a moron.  He hasn’t been sentenced to death.  The death penalty was RECOMMENDED.  His formal sentencing will be held in March.  Watch much news?  Idiot

Posted by Nunya  on  03/01/2005  at  12:02 AM

 

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