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Wed Feb 8, 2012 12:28 AM
@MladenPrajdic you the man! That's exactly what I needed to do. I knew I was being stupid.
Tue Feb 7, 2012 3:55 PM
@MladenPrajdic here is a simplified version of my problem http://t.co/ZW6S7tfc trying to filter down a tables content. Feel like an idiot :)
Tue Feb 7, 2012 3:33 PM
Gaa! I have sql writers block. Been staring at SSMS for an hour and can't figure out how to make my query I need.
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Saturday, March 13, 2004

Tips for surviving college

* Minimize food budget by scheduling classes around Happy Hour.
* Enjoy being a sophomore -- It will be the best three years of your life.
* Wear an athletic cup to panty raids, because it's all fun and games until someone loses their 'nads.
* Lemon juice and baking soda make an excellent bong water stain remover.
* Earn extra cash by parlaying chemistry knowledge into lucrative "home pharmaceuticals" business.
* If an 8:00 am class is required for your major, change your major.
* Boring lecture? Start a wave!
* College-level algebra: 5 returnable bottles = 1 delicious Ramen Noodle dinner.
* "I Phelta Thi" is *not* a real fraternity, except at state colleges.
* Remember - almost no one complains when you puke in a dumpster.
* Clever margin manipulation can turn a 4-page outline into a 100-page senior essay.
* Football games were never meant to be observed by sober people.
* Don't think of it as sleeping with your professor -- think of it as "acing Biology."
* In a pinch, beer can be used as a milk substitute in your breakfast cereal.
Posted by AlanBarber on 03/13/2004 at 08:09 PM
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